by Richard Oyama Invisible Man meets Portnoy, the blurb raves. My property would be a multi-book deal, exclusive cable rights, Translation into 26 languages, Bridget Jones hosting the launch, Airport racks chock-a-block. On Shinkansen and D train, every passenger A-swim in my masterpiece— Brilliant mash-up of Shakespeare & Pryor. I close on A Bel-Air mansion