by Bruce McRae
Print neatly or not at all
Name: My name is Legion.
Address: That which cannot be found.
Age: Time is relative to motion.
Education: St Gary’s School for the Marred.
Previous employment: Carrier of water,
hewer of stone. Keeper in a dark tower.
Qualifications: I am that I am.
References: Great are the many, for they
shall be few. As it has been written.
Interests: Going plumb loco. Charitable
intentions. Saving kittens.
Additional information: I take long walks
in the rain. I have more tattoos than teeth.
I live in a car. The hour is wasting.
Bruce McRae, a Canadian musician, is a multiple Pushcart nominee with poems published in hundreds of magazines such as Poetry, Rattle and the North American Review. His books include The So-Called Sonnets (Silenced Press); An Unbecoming Fit Of Frenzy; (Cawing Crow Press) and Like As If (Pski’s Porch), Hearsay (The Poet’s Haven).