The Internet is confused
by the news. What is a wombat

doing in a net on the right ad
column of Facebook? Abe Vigoda

has died. A wombat was fished out
of a Tasmanian lake in December.

Abe Vigoda joined Phish onstage
in 2013 dressed as a wombat

during the Phish song “Wombat”
about Abe Vigoda as Fish. Many

wombats at once is a mob, and
angered, any wombat will let

the enemy in, then crush its skull.
It was only business, Tessio said.