Print neatly or not at all Name: My name is Legion. Address: That which cannot be found. Age: Time is relative to motion. Sex: Inexorable. Education: St Gary’s School for the Marred. Previous employment: Carrier of water, hewer of stone. Keeper in a dark tower. Qualifications: I am that I am. References: Great are the many, for they shall be few. As it has been written. Interests: Going plumb loco. Charitable intentions. Saving kittens. Additional information: I take long walks in the rain. I have more tattoos than teeth. I live in a car. The hour is wasting.